Are you ready?


camping


lets go camping. What can be more manly then surviving in the wilderness, fighting off bears and raccoons, and sleeping in a tent with 5 guys? Hong Kong? I think not. Japan? Maybe.

All in favor of Japan say "I"

Hello this is a response to HK Trip Persuasion #1.

If that meat from Hong Kong looked tasted consider what they have in Osaka, Japan's food capital. Just look at that happy clown drumming away.


As a matter of fact, Japan has something for everybody. I think both endis would like the modernness of Tokyo, along with all the hello kitty merchandise that they would be able to buy.


Kyoto also looks kewl.
Japan FTW.

MLK a Christian...

Hello all.. time for a little Christian Bash!

It hasn't occurred to me that Martin Luther King Jr. , yes was a Christian. I was reading his letter to Clergymen from Birmingham Jail and came to this astonishing fact. The letter started off with.."Negroes need their freedoms. I'm calling for direct action. Laws that are unjust do not follow the moral and natural codes of God." BAM, SMACK, BOOM. Uhh.. what was that Mr. King? What ever happened to freedom from religions and the separation of church and state? I find this a bit paradoxical that you would urge "freedom" by empowering the Church. You write how the Church has lost its power and influence over the nation, and that one day it will reclaim its past glory.

I'm getting tangled in my own thoughts.. so let me re-highlight the important stuff.

Life sucks because you are black.
It's the governments' fault for not using the rules of GOD.
It's the Churches' fault for not enforcing these rules of GOD.
But in doing so..we would be trading one Right for another. Liberty for Religion.

One might say, "ok" that seems like a beneficial trade..I'll take freedom over religion. Over time, religion creeps over you and eventually takes away your freedom.
You can't boomerang your problems. They just come back.

Look at the glory that is MEAT! How can you not like unknown meat parts served on a stick?


Happy Birthday Curber!

Have a good 21st buddy. Hope you like the cake.
So there's this Philipino guy in my acting class. He has slicked back hair, wears dark blue hawaiian shirts, wears the gold chain, and has a thick accent. For homework, our assignment was to memorize a 1 minute monologue. I chose to do Macbeth: Macbeth. This Philipino guy chose a much more interesting monologue.

The teacher asks the first guy."What did you choose?" Hamlet: To be or not to be. She smiles approvingly. Asks the next guy."And you?" Hamlet: To be or not to be. She goes, "FUCK yeah.. I didn't know you guys like Shakespeare.. fuck.. I don't even like him and I'M AN ACTOR!!.. The whole class laughs.

Now she asks the Philipino guy. "Go ahead?" He says, "Let's have sex." Everyone turns their head and looks at him and giggles. The teacher says, "Pardon me?" He says again,"Let's have sex." This time the class laughs even louder. By now, I've lost it and am laughing uncontrollably. The teacher responds, "Wha..?" This time with a little more "umph" he says, "LET'S HAVE SEX!" Now the class is laughing like crazy! He defensively responds, "What?! It's a real play!"

Sure it is buddy, but unfortunately your attempts at seducing the teacher have failed.

Try again.